My daughter says 'Gee, mom, you look tired."
I say "Yeah, I guess getting up at 8 can make me tired.."
She says "sha...8 o'clock?! That's plenty of rest!"
I look at her and say "Yeah? Is that why you got up at 1 in the afternoon?!"
She says "Hey, I woke up at 12! I just spent an hour resting!"
Me: "Because sleeping is such a strenuous activity?" ::laughter::
Yep, she belongs to me.