Good. God. I. Am. Tired.
Whose idea was it to get a puppy?! ::Amy puts hands on her hips:: OK....I know...it was mine, but still.
I had forgotten all that 'puppy fun'. The good thing, though, is that I had already been thru puppy madness with Paco (and we got him at 4 months......ohhh look at how long puppyhood lasts.....), so I was able to know what needed to be put out of harm's way. Jesse came home and said 'What the hell.....you'll clean the house for the dog better than you do for me?!' to which I replied 'Yeah...well, you don't eat my shoes.' "Point taken" he said. LOL I'd been doing all puppy duties myself because Jesse was doing Reserves this weekend, but then I must have looked wasted or pitiful or something, because Ryan volunteered to get up at 3 to play with Gordo so he would get tired and go back to sleep. She's usually still up then anyway, so I took her up on it. He's learned not to play bite at me (man, puppies have sharp teeth!!), so he would bite at Ryan, and then run over and lay next to me with his head on my shoulder trying to look all angelic when she yelled 'Ow!' Haaaaa...he knows who to con. Although, the boys - while they think Gordo is cute - are not amused by the biting thing. Alex told me that puppy needed to go back to his other house. Ummmmm. No?
In other fun stuff......my chest muscle has been hurting. I guess it's because I've been having to do more physical stuff with the new puppy, but blehh.....it's a good thing he makes me laugh - otherwise I would be crying. And......I'm almost out of Vicodin. Yeah, you bet your <insert substitute word for donkey here> that I will be calling Cute Doctor to get something more or something new. ohhh...and before I forget. The puppy grabbed at the tablecloth over the nightstand, so me laying there thinking it wouldn't be good for the lamp and everything to crash on the floor......lunged up and got it.....but how did I lunge, you ask? Oh....on the bad knee. STUPID STUPID AMY!!!! Mother of everything holy...I saw stars. I called Ryan to deal with the rest of that while I sat there thinking I was going to throw up from the pain. ugh.
Ryan says 'No puppies for me. When I have my own pets, I'm getting two old dogs." LMAO At this point, I'm agreeing with her.