Last night, we had gone to bed late. We were tired. Well, Jesse and I were, anyway. Those dang kids are never tired. I was already in bed. Jesse was on his way down the hallway when I yelled for him to let the puppy out to pee one last time for the night. He stops, calls the dog, and goes out with him. About two minutes later I hear "God damn it! Get over there...will you get in there...... dammit.....AMY!!!!" Now, there I am in my T shirt and underwear....almost asleep.....and I jumped up all 'What?! WHAT?!?! What happened?!' grabbing my pajama pants and stumbling down the (dark) hallway. He says 'The cat got out..' ::expressionless stare:: ::sigh:: This cat is notorious for escaping, going under the house, and seeing how long she can stay there with us trying to coax her out. <bleeping> cat. So, Jesse is trying to shove the now very playful puppy back in the house while I'm trying to go outside. I get outside and the cat is sitting on the grass right off the porch. We have an opening where she usually runs under the house, right off the porch. I'm praying she doesn't decide to run. I walk off the porch and around towards where she is. She looks at me, hops back up on the porch and flounces in the house. <bleeping> cat. Meanwhile, Jesse is inside. I'm thinking 'WTH...he couldn't even stay outside in case I needed help?' I go inside, give the cat a dirty look while she proceeds to eat and then lick herself. I go looking for Jesse, who is in the bathroom, with blood all over his hand. So, then...I'm all freaking out. "Did she claw you?! Did the dog bite you?!!? OMG WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!!?!?!" He says "Um. I cut myself with my own fingernail trying to grab the cat." ::blink:: I look at his fingernails. They're all well cut. I look at him like he has no sense whatsoever. and then I said 'Damn it, if you didn't want to rub my neck, you could have just said so. There's no need for all this drama!' ::giggle:: of course, I felt sorry for him, bandaged him up, put him to bed, and snuggled him. How could I not. LOL
But I'm GETTING that neck rub tonight, dammit!