First of all, I am so excited to be picked for one of the Guest Editors favorite journals. See here: Oh MY! Who? Me?? For Real? Get out! I really would have thought that with all my drama, people would have been backing away from me at this point - afraid my bad luck was going to rub off on them. Not to worry, folks, my bad luck loves me and only me. Well, maybe Jesse, too, but it loves me more.
Random thoughts from me this morning......my milk has gone bad. Yeah. Um. but that didn't stop me from putting it in my coffee. Ok.....see, I didn't KNOW it had gone bad at first. I made coffee, put in my Splenda and a sploosh of milk, and it kind of....mixed in, but some of the milk didn't mix in well, so I thought 'Hmm....I wonder if the milk is good. Let's taste it and see.' I'm really clear in my thinking before coffee, you know. (not.) Tasted ok. Or maybe the coffee covered up the taste? Anyway, I took a couple swigs of my coffee and then thought 'I wonder what the expiration date on that milk is, anyway.....' OOOOPS. Um. Let's just say I'll be using powdered creamer for my next cup. Brainiac that I was,though, I finished the cup I had. (Tomorrows' entry - how sick I was?)
Jesse got this new massager thing that fits on to any chair. His back is always hurting him and I simply can't massage the man hard enough OR for 2 hours straight.... He sat at the computer for a few hours with this massager. It was funny for me, because I was watching his expressions. They went from 'ow' to 'owwww' to 'hmmmm' to 'welllll' to 'talk to me baby!' By the end of that, I was thinking 'Well...teach that thing to cook and I'm gonna end up replaced!' MY POINT WAS.... (y'all see how I ramble? good grief....) that we were watching some video thing that Jesse gets in his email...Funny Videos or some such.... Jesse says to me 'Hey Honey......here is the dog we want: World's Smartest Dog . and here is the dog we have now:A Dog's Revenge ' LOLOLOL I looked at the dog.....the Golden.....almost ready to give him sympathy til I saw him licking his business in a most ungraceful fashion, and then I just shook my head. I looked at the other dog, who was laying on the bed, looking out the window, ears cocked, intent stare.....what did he see.....a stranger...another dog.... no. a dust particle. He was tracking....a dust particle. Something about these dogs make me wonder who is protecting who. Oh. and then he sneezed all over himself. Nice.
Well....it's a sunny weekend ::Amy cries:: so I guess maybe we'll.....do something...in 90 degree weather. ::sigh:: I'm moving out of this state, dammit. 90 degrees in October is all sorts of wrong.....