Ryan: Dad! How do you expect me to get a boyfriend when you're always saying 'CAN I HELP YOU?!' every time a guy says something to me?!
Dad: OK, that's true, but I think it might help me a little if the guy talking to you wasn't drunk or stoned.
Ryan: Yeah...but he was taller than me! How many guys do you find that are taller than me?! And he was cute! And he had an accent!
Dad: Um. We're in England. They all have accents.
Ryan: ::sticks out tongue::