Last night I called for Chinese to be delivered. When they answered the phone, the guy spoke perfect English. So perfect, in fact, that I almost said 'Oh, sorry! Wrong number!' and hung up, but then it clicked that he said 'Thank you for calling FuWah - pickup or delivery?'
So, I place my order.... it gets delivered... I eat my pan fried dumplings and pork fried rice..... and then I get to the fortune cookie.