So, I'm talking to Ryan and she said they went to this reenactment castle...and Ryan got chosen to be one of the prosecuted.....people....thing....that....they...got tried. Hee.....
So the 'judge' says to Ryan "You've been accused of being a witch! You've been seen dancing naked in the park chanting spells to bring men to you! and you're very bad at it!"
(I was like 'omg...please don't say 'No, that's my mom...' Haaaaaaaaaa)
The judge continues "If you plead guilty, you'll be burned at the stake! If you plead REALLY guilty, we'll torture you and then burn you at the stake! If you're insane, we'll let you go free."
Ryan says "uhmmmmm....I'm...insane?"
The judge says "To prove your insanity, dance naked for the jurors!"
Ryan: "Right, nevermind...I'm guilty."