I have a sign on my door that looks like this:
Us literate folk know what that means.
Sadly, the door-to-door religious idiots do not.
If I had a sign on my door saying "Knock loudly if you're sharing religion! The dogs will alert me to your presence so I can wake up and stumble to the door in my pajamas in order for me to have Everlasting Life!", I could see why the bitch would knock. But the sign clearly says...........
Yeah. No Soliciting.
I got a pamphlet for promises of Everlasting Life on my door. She's lucky I was still in my pajamas and barely awake or I would have made her meet her Everlasting Life right quick.
With 3 hours of sleep, we do not want to piss me off today.