Bullet statements because my brain is too incoherent to muster a grammatically correct paragraph......
*Today is Jesse's last day of work. I'm surprised that the guys haven't pranked him yet, because Jesse is known for pranking everyone. I told you all about the time he took one of the guys' uniforms and dipped it in an ice bath and then froze it - making a mondo ice block, right? If he comes home with all of his clothes dry, I'll be amazed.
*My bestest friend, Diana - (in Texas) who was very pregnant 2 days ago, with a due date of December 21st....gave birth to the lovely Valencia Isabella on Sunday. Baby V will be spoiled to death, I will make sure. I am so so happy and so so sad. I wanted to be there. We WERE going to be there by then, but Baby just couldn't wait to see the world.
*I'm going to get my teeth bleached on Wednesday. Who knew I was so high maintenance, right?
*If the guy whom we ordered a new back door from doesn't produce said door soon, I will be flipping out, and really...who wants a PMSy woman screeching in your face.