Written on instructions following teeth whitening process:
Do not drink tea, coffee, colas within 48 hours.
What the..... Riiiiiiiiiiight.
Those bitches wanna come to my house tomorrow and see me without some coffee? I thought not.
Anyway, I got it done. Not doing it again. Nope. Not. Doing. It.
Also, they got some of this drying solution on my lip. They didn't KNOW they got it on my lip til after I finally pushed their hands out of my mouth and said 'Um, yeah...kinda burning right here...' Now I have a fat lip. On one side. Yeah, that's a sexy look to go with my family holiday. Urgh.... No pics. So sorry.
The appointment was for 8 AM. Anyone who knows me knows I do not do mornings. I am a bad sport til Cup Number Two. Thennnnnnn you can talk to me. I only had one cup before I had to show up at the dentist.
They also filled a cavity. OK...one cavity, and two potential cavities got some treatment too because 'What the heck...you already can't feel anything, right?!'
I'm also not allowed to have any berry pie, ketchup/tomato products, mustard, red wine, colored drinks, etc......... ooooookay....so white wine it is. Lots 'n lots of it.
Pity Party of One Now Being Seated....Please come to the front.
(Yeah .....yeah.....we'll do the 'I'm thankful' bit another time, ok?!)