Thursday, March 29, 2007

"But I like older women...."

Yesterday, as I'm going through my email for the morning, I come across a screen name I don't recognize.  "Liked your profile" was the title of the email. 

"Cool.." I thought.  "Somebody likes my profile.." and clicked open the email.

It read to the effect "I just got a computer and have been browsing alot of profiles....."

'Hey, I did the same thing when I got my first computer!  You know...when AOL was still on 3.0'

the email continues "and you seem really cool....and I'm into older women, so maybe we could..."

'whoa...Whoa....WHOA!  Say what?  Older women?!  I'm an older woman?!?!!?'

::DELETE:: 

Deal with that, punk.

Now, I need to color my hair and go buy some new clothes to repair my bruised ego.  pfft. 

23 comments:

  1. LOL
    Surely it was a jealous old girl type!
    Valerie
    http://journals.aol.co.uk/iiimagicxx/surreality/

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  2. That had me laughing!!! Thanks for the chuckle... and I'm not laughing AT you, mind you... but WITH you.

    ::off to drink metamucil::
    ~Jaime

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  3. HA HAA HAA. That is so funny. The punks that find you on line, eh? Sorry, but we Old Hags just aren't into PUNKS. "Older woman"! Pfft!! --Cin

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  4. Hi Amy, At least your email was from a fella. I've had em like that from dames!!!!
    Cathy.  xx

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  5. LOL.  We all get them from guys and girls.  ~ Mike

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  6. ummmmmmm Man nothing insults like the word "OLDER WOMEN"!!!!!!!!! thats why he is as the song kieth urban siings a STUPID BOY!!!!!!!! LOL

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  7. That's telling him girrrrl!  Way to go!  Man child that he is.....huh!  Jeanie

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  8. Would it have better or worse if he'd said "mature women"??  Ehh  it's kind of a lateral move.  

    Enjoy the shopping!!

    ;)

    XOXO
    Russ

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  9. LMAO!!!  OMG I had to go get my hair colored when I returned from Florida because for some reason Florida made my gray bloom out of my head in record time. Pfft!

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  10. LOL oh funny. I don't even have a profile. To many strange people for sure.

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  11. What is in your profile to make someone think they stand a chance with you?
    Have you put naughty sexual stuff in it?
    I'm off to have a look.
    :o)

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  12. I just had a look.
    Nothing sexual at all.
    :o(

    he he
    :o)

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  13. ROFLMAO!!!!  Sucks when your age hits you in the face like that!  This is why I don't bother with MySpace, don't need any freaks and comments about me being older.  ;)
    Love,
    Lisa

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  14. He must have been 12, 20 would be an older woman...lol

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  15. hestiahomeschoolApril 1, 2007 at 5:53 PM

    ROFL...I am 46...middled aged.....yikes!!!

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  16. Heeee,heeee, heeee!  Welcome to my world!

    Susie
    http://journals.aol.co.uk/susanebunn/ItAllStartsAfter50/

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  17. I just came across your journal. And I like your attitude, including how you described yourself. I just put my own profile up on My-Space and ended up with a few whacko's apparently they have fallen for the artwork of Henri Peters I posted instead of a pic. What is the world coming to?(Hugs) Indigo

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  18. totallymentalbenApril 4, 2007 at 3:28 AM

    Hi Amy...Include me among those who like your journal. :-) Try not to dismiss those young bucks so fast. I'm sure there's plenty a young guy like that could do to keep you a happy woman. Mowing the lawn, washing the car... (His e-mail could have been a lot worse...he might have included a "picture" <nudge nudge wink wink>)

    I think the key is something you said in the "All About Me" space of your journal..."somehow it all works out."

    Ben
    http://journals.aol.com/totallymentalben/better-left-unsaid



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  19. hestiahomeschoolApril 5, 2007 at 1:39 PM

    The house next door to me is dor sale! Move here!
    love, Kas

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  20. hestiahomeschoolApril 6, 2007 at 1:22 PM

    Re: your comment about shoes:
    I don't wear either heels or bras.  Hehehe Although lately, looking at the shortening distance between my breasts and my belly button, perhaps I should start wearing a bra.

    This goes along with being An Older Woman, I suppose. Although, I know for sure I would wear out any young sprou that I got a hold of if I wasn't so monogamous.!!

    http://journals.aol.com/hestiahomeschool/HomeschoolingJournal

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  21. But why don't I receive your alerts?... I was wondering...
    Some people are just boring... you don't look old at all! Punks! you look lovely and to be fun!
    Valerie
    http://journals.aol.co.uk/iiimagicxx/surreality/

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  22. Amy, they can do beautiful things with your colour...they now mixe more than one colour...strawberry blond is lovely, perhaps as highlights, I am not a hair dresser, but you can do hilights and low lights too.
    Valerie

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  23. I'm sorry, Amy Lou, but I find this hysterical.  Don't be mad at me, K?  No....you are only as old as you feel!

    Love ya,

    Suse

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