Thank you, Cin........for temporarily diverting me from my pity party with this meme.
1. My uncle once: ................I can't remember any of my uncles.
2. Never in my life: Have I eaten escargot
3. When I was five: Michael Castelli kissed me
4. High School was: where I met Jesse. Also, I'd like to keep Cin's answer that high school was useless.
5. I will never forget: my first dog, BooBoo
6. I once met: Keith and Kerry Cash ........Keith stole my pencil.
7. There’s this person I know who: can't budget money to save his life.
8. Once, at a bar: some guy was staring at me, and then Jesse went to go get me another drink and he came over and propositioned me.
9. By noon, I’m usually: barely awake
10. Last night: cuddled with Sophie
11. If I only had: an unlimited supply of money
12. Next time I go to church: I hope the Holy Water doesn't burn my skin
13. Terry Schiavo: would have thought I was obese
14. What worries me most: is the safety and well being of my family
15. When I turn my head left, I see: a scanner and a Diet Coke
16. When I turn my head right, I see: the couch
17. You know I’m lying when: you won't know. I'm pretty good at lying.
18. What I miss most about the eighties: the music
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare: I'd like him to write me in as the big breasted nymphomaniac Lady of Something
20. By this time next year: I will have my own house
21. A better name for me would be: .......there's a better name than 'Mom'?
22. I have a hard time understanding: why people are so stupid
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: flirt with boys half my age
24. You know I like you if: you make me laugh
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Mr. Hottie Man
26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Kid Rock, Cinderella, Bill Cosby, Bill Clinton. OK then...
27. Take my advice, never: use milk past its' expiration date
28. My ideal breakfast is: Bacon & eggs over easy on top of home fries
29. A song I love, but do not own is: Tainted Love - Soft Cell I could own it if I really wanted to, though...
30. If you visit my town, I suggest: you wear your stretchy pants. San Antonio is a city of eaters.
31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: square dancing, hair, mice, and sand
32. Why won’t people: freaking be nice...
33. If you spend the night at my house: I'll get you rip roaring drunk and then draw pictures on your face with my eyeliner pencil
34. I’d stop my wedding for: nothing
35. The world could do without: mean people
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: wtf? there is no way in hell that I'm touching a cockroach.
37. My favorite blonde is: Gordo
38. Paper clips are more useful than: paper cuts?
39. If I do anything well, it’s: making people smile
40. And by the way: always remember that anything tastes better with bacon