Russ wanted to know if he missed the Ask Me Three....and of course, one is never late when it comes to asking me anything.
Here are the things he's dying to know.......(I asked Gaz this one as well) If you had to ask one famous female to join in a threesome with you and your husband who would it be? My answer? Sandra Bullock. I'd go for her even without the husband. Sorry, honey. hee hee hee...
If you had to get a piercing anywhere but your ears where would you get it? Uhhhhhhh........I......uhmmm...... my nose, I guess...as long as it's a hoop and not a stud. There's a time and place for studs on me, but my nose isn't one of those places. (::giggle::)
When the zombie outbreak starts (and it WILL) -- where in San Antonio would you think is the safest for you and your family to go to? and the answer to this one is WAY easy. West Side, baby. Ain't no zombie gonna mess with a vato loco, aight?
......and in other interesting news, we fired the realtor. It seems he could only come out to show us anything 2 days a week. the hell? Um, no. So...we wanted to see some houses....and we just called the sellers agent asking to see it. They'd be shooting themselves in the foot if they'd say no. SO. The first house we saw was small, but the agent was very sweet - if a little.... scattered. Then the 2nd house. The realtor was late, and we noticed that the very tattoed, very pierced tough looking neighbor dude was outside putting some stuff in his SUV. Jesse said "I'm gonna go ask him about the neighborhood." There's clean cut Jesse standing next to this guy and they are shooting the shit like they've been best friends for years. It turns out the guyis moving out of his house as well. He clues Jesse in on the nosey neighbor, the neighbor who is buddy-buddy with the HOA, and oh, by the way, the house we were looking at? They've been doing alot of work on it....and ohhh....about 5 months ago they replaced the garage doors. Seems the guy who the house used to belong to went to jail for drug trafficking, he let his friends stay there, his friends didn't pay the mortage, it got foreclosed, and also, in broad daylight, somebody came and shot up the garage door with a 12 gauge with kids around and everything.
Uh. We'll pass on this house, mmkay?
and so goes the house search. Happy Happy Joy Joy.