.....is definitely a candidate for the Bad Dog Page-A-Day Calendar .
Gordo. He's a sweet boy, but Mother Of Everything Holy, he tries my patience.
I know you all want to know what he did, so let me set the scene.
I was asleep in my nice cozy bed with the ceiling fan on high and the covers tucked under my chin. I heard somebody running up the stairs, so I open one eye....and into my room trots Gordo.
With a gallon baggie full of chocolate cupcakes hanging out of his mouth.
I sat straight up and looked at him in disbelief and he came over to me and dropped the baggie in my hand.
Jesse looked at me and said 'It's official. We have the dumbest dog ever.' and went back to sleep.
Soooo.....I gave the dog a dirty look and went downstairs to put the bag of cupcakes in the fridge.....only to discover when I got downstairs, that he had already eaten the other bag full of cupcakes (cupcake liners and all) AND the rest of the Cheetos left in the bag. They were both on the counter, so clearly, I cannot leave anything on the counter.
Now, honestly, this dog eats well. He eats alot. He's a big boy. I'm okay with that. But getting food off the counter because nobody is around and he can ? ::shakes head::