I was checking out Lori's Dusty Pages and she did a cute meme....and you know....what else have I got to do right now besides dishes. Meh.
If you came to my house…
You would see: A bunch of barking dogs greeting you at the front door. and a well lived in house. (This is the new PC term for 'messy', is it not?)
I’d probably feed you: Tacos! The local meat market has this yummy steak....and once you fry it up with some onion and chop it into little pieces, it is To Die For. I make mine on fried (soft) corn tortillas - but they're little mini sized.....so you'll be eating alot..... oh, and then it's topped with some chopped onion and cilantro. good stuff - who's hungry?!
And offer you this to drink: Coke, of course. It really is true about Texans. If you go into a restaurant, and ask for Coke, the waitress says 'Coke Coke? or Dr Pepper, Sprite, Big Red <gag>, etc Coke?' Everything is Coke. LOL Oh yeah.....and tequila. That's right, biotches....quit your crying and grab a lime.
I’d undoubtedly ask if you’d read: any good menus lately. All about the food, people!!!
I’d want to play this music for you: some Tejano music is easy to find, and it would go with the whole Texas theme, although I'd see what party music I would find.
I’d want to tell you about: how if you let my cats out, I'll beat you down and call you dirty names.
I’d probably suggest a game of: whatever game we could play. A couple shots of tequila makes game playing harder. Pictionary? LOL
I would definitely show off: my boobs?
I might get on the computer and show you: Pictures of my family. Don't let Jesse get you on there with him. You will never leave. You will be glued to YouTube right along with him.
If it was a long enough visit, we might watch: the sun come up. But hopefully we're passed out by then.
So. Who's coming to my house?!