My son is not one to tell cruel jokes in the hope of it being funny, so I am going to have to guess that the following story is the truth.
Are you ready?
I'm not ready, and I was there.
Okay.....so Adrian slept with me last night. (Quit watching scary movies, will you, kid?!)
This morning I woke up and noticed a half of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on my nightstand.
Alright.....well.....whatever. Maybe somebody got hungry in the middle of the night and just left it on my nightstand, right?
Later on, I said to Adrian "Hey....did you get hungry last night?"
He said "Uhhhh what?"
"There was a peanut butter sandwich on my nightstand......?"
"Yeah......you made it and ate it. You made me a bologna sandwich, too. We ate them upstairs.....?"
"We did? I came downstairs and made us sandwiches?"
OH. MY. GAWD!
I'M SLEEP-EATING!!!!!!! [A.M.B.I.E.N.? I swear I thought you people were joking when you said that about Ambien!]