1). My feet hurt because I wore my sexy shoes on my 'date' with The Man today.
2). The date. We went here: Welcome to GuentherHouse! We sat outside and it was perfect. Right next to the river, with a steady warm breeze. and......there was bacon. Thick, applewood smoked bacon. and fresh sweet fruit. and rich eggs. and the yummiest house coffee. The company was pretty good, too.
3). You all know The Lovely Valencia. My bestie's daughter. Well. Valencia pooped. IN THE POTTY!
They had come to visit with us last night. There was playing, running, and some craziness. Occasionally, she would say 'Potty, mommy.' Diana would say "You need to go potty, momma?" "No." oooookay. To be fair, Valencia has been having some serious diarrhea for the past 2 weeks, so I don't blame her for not wanting to go potty. I wouldn't want to, either.
So, they left at around 8:30 and got home around 9. Diana went to go pee when she got home. Valencia went and sat on her potty, too. Diana finished and went to go check on the oven. She went back to the bathroom and Valencia said "I go potty, mommy!" "Yes, baby.....you're on the potty." "MOMMY! I GO POTTYYYYYY!"
(Good grief, Diana.....do you not speak the English?! LOL) So, Diana checked and.......
VALENCIA DID POOPIES!
When I said "Yay....Valencia did poopies!", Diana replied "No. She did not do poopies. Poopies is a cute little drop in the diaper. That child dropped a load. Took a serious crap. Cleaned out the pipes. Like, I have no idea how that came out of my child."
I won't say that the pooping in the potty will continue, but that does not matter. It happened once and it is documented forever. I am a proud Tia.
Stickers for V! (Yeah, right. Like all I would buy her is some stickers. 'ooooo...look at this cute cup! Look at that outfit! V would love that little book! Etc.')