Thursday, May 7, 2009
Here's Your Sign
Whenever I look at packaging on store bought items, I always read the 'directions for use' out of curiosity. I mean, it's sad when the shampoo bottle has to tell you to later and rinse, right?
But then, there's always some idiot.....
I just ate a microwaved egg roll.
The directions read:
1). Place frozen egg roll on a paper towel lined microwave safe dish.
2). Microwave on HIGH power for 1 minute to 1 minute and 30 seconds.
3). Allow egg roll to sit 2 minutes before serving.
When they tell you to wait two minutes after microwaving, it's because stupid people like me have burned their mouths on it fresh out of the microwave.