"If you don't start being nice, sweet, and affectionate this very minute, we are going to end up on Snapped!"
"Wait.....isn't that the show where the wife freaks out and kills the husband and winds up in jail?"
"Yeah. I'm willing to take that risk...."
Moving along with my mental instability, I need this so bad, I can't think of anything else:
(No, I am not PMSing. I'm just a hungry bitch.)
aaaand finally, you know I love comments and try to respond either in email, on your blogs, or here......so..... a response to a comment from my last post:
I have an American accent, does that make you hot?"
1). Hot? No. That burger makes me hot. If you bring me a burger, then yeah, I will be hot for you.
2). American accent? America is a big country. Can we be more specific? Thank you for commenting!