Monday, April 12, 2010

She Saved Me A Plane Ticket

Me: Hey, I was watching Jessica Simpson's The Price of Beauty. In Uganda, they have a fattening hut where you go before you get married to gain weight for your man! I want to live in a fattening hut!"

Diana: You do. It's called a house here.

9 comments:

  1. She has to be a good friend to get away with saying that.;-)

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  2. LOL! Got it give it to her. (Hugs)Indigo

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  3. You are so funny! I should've been born when it was considered a sign of wealth to be pasty white and fat (17th century??)! I was born in the wrong era.

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  4. ^^
    What FrouFrou said. I would be one hot freakin' commodity back then.

    *scarfs my lemon poundcake and double-venti-mocha-frappuccino*

    Breakfast of @#^!ing champions, yo. (if you life in the fattening hut, that is)

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  5. life = live. But you knew that. And I'm not deleting and rewriting my whole comment to fix that. If I did, I would also fix the grammatically incorrect sentence fragment in the parentheses.

    Yeah.

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  6. I think we should all pack up and head there tomorrow!

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  7. Why do you have to gain weight before marriage?

    Are you expected to be doing lots of sweating after the wedding?

    Honestly, those Ugandans are sex mad!
    :o)

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