(image from google - this isn't my cat)
So, as y'all know, my mom is (still) in the hospital.
and...she's feeling pretty good with that morphine clicker.
I put together a few comments that have lightened the mood in the hospital room:
*My mom: "The doctor was here talking to me and I had everything organized, and then I got stupid."
*Ryan was reading the posters hanging in the room and said "It says they have rapid response here."
My mom: It looks yellow, but if you look close, you can see a pattern......of a bathing suit.
*I was putting lotion on my mom's hands (because sometimes she forgets if anybody has been there to see her, so I put lotion on her hands and tell her "If your hands smell good, you know I was there.") and I said 'you gotta smell good for these doctors if you're trying to land one of 'em.'
She says "As much poking on me as that doctor's done, I'm pretty sure we're married by now."