Jesse: Well, our medical insurance expired. What do you think we should do?
Me: Eh. We'll be fine.
Jesse: What about your meds and doctor visits?
Me: Now is a great time for me to get off those meds and start on cocaine. No co-pay, and I lose weight. Win-win!
Jesse: You know people that sell cocaine?
Jesse: Pretty sure you're doomed to be crazy and chubby then.